Tag archive: Peyton Manning

Gay Marriage Legal in 9 States After Gay Makes Slam Dunk

The Onion, poignant as always: Gay Marriage Passes In 9 States After Area Homosexual Dunks On Regulation Rim MONTGOMERY, AL—A two-handed slam dunk by an openly homosexual man set off a chain of events this week that culminated in the… continue reading »

The Bionic Peyton Manning

Sheesh: INDIANAPOLIS — Chicago rediscovered its winning formula last night. Play tough defense, control the ball and make no major mistakes. No, it wasn’t enough to win a Super Bowl 19 months ago against Indianapolis, but it was the perfect… continue reading »