http://justinharter.com AND HIS TALES OF LORE AND OTHER NIGHTMARES Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:05:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 http://justinharter.com/2010/07/24/this-weeks-tweets-30/ http://justinharter.com/2010/07/24/this-weeks-tweets-30/#comments Sat, 24 Jul 2010 09:59:00 +0000 Justin http://justinharter.com/2010/07/24/this-weeks-tweets-30/

It's another one of those chilly days outside. #

I will not be a happy person until Aerosmith and the Rolling Stones host a 6-hour concert together at Conseco. #

Not even 9:30 and it's 83 degrees outside. Again, if we can legislate time, why not the temperature? #Indiana #DST #

Anyone have any recommendations on a good, economical virtual or dedicated hosting provider? #

Did anyone else just get a message from AT&T to visit their new store in Niles, Michigan!? #

Skype for iOS 4 devices has *finally* hit the App store. #

Lawn has been conquered. I think I have a chinch bug problem in a spot in the front yard. This means war. And that's everybody's problem. #

I ask this question every year in the most non-racist way I can, so I'll ask again in light of the shootings: "why is there a black expo?" #

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Tonight at 8 on Hallmark, I am all set for MATLOCK! #

Not much planned for tonight. Maybe I'll pick out which color of bumper I want for my iPhone. #

Prediction: Admitting defeat and a bad iPhone design, Steve Jobs will turn into a pumpkin and give everyone a free Mac Pro. #

Strong cuts from @MyManMitch and some stimulus funds keep Indiana weird: we're not in debt. http://bit.ly/cl6iVL #

New Rule: Casual "Friday" must now be known as "Scantily Clad Friday". #

BP is claiming the Gulf Oil Leak has stopped. 85 days, 16 hours and 25 minutes later. http://huff.to/deQg45 #

New Rule: You must hand in your currency to a bank. Pies will now be considered the currency of the midwest. Pecan is the new $20. #

Apple has reportedly scheduled a press event for Friday morning regarding iPhone 4. Interesting. #

I'm looking for some contract web development work. Msg. me for details. Pay is based on bids. http://bit.ly/9Dhlsv #

I have to point out the funniest blog I've read in a long time: http://foodnetworkhumor.com #

Just had someone tell me that clicking a link in an email and entering a new password was "too hard". #

My favorite movie, The Naked Gun, will be on TV Land tomorrow night. Hopefully right after an Andy Griffith marathon! #

Massachusetts Supreme Court Orders All Citizens to Gay Marry; nullifies 2.4 million heterosexual marriages. http://onion.com/bswBgS #

I bet very few people ever use the iPod app on their iPad. #

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Ohio Police have issued an Amber Alert for a 7 year old believed to be in danger and en route to Carmel. http://bit.ly/awAfuC #

Kinda chilly outside today. #

RefreshIndy is tonight. Looks like we have another great group of people, including several first-timers. #

Remember, kids, Indy's trash service is a day behind this week because of the holiday. #

Emotional photos from inside the A-Bomb museum in Japan: http://bit.ly/bSIDZV (graphic photos) #

Let it be known, they're only three emails in my inbox. Can't say the same for my to-do list. #

The folks at Sanford Brown college have a commercial that spells "brochure" "broucher". In a scrolling marquee. Smart. #

I hate this holiday. What a waste of money laced with an excuse to spew charred crap on my lawn and scare my cats with obnoxious noise. #

I think I might pickup the Twitter thing again. Maybe. But only if you ask nicely. Or just tell me to shut up. #

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I'm not taking part in the recession. I've got too much work and am bidding out web jobs: http://justifystudios.com/jobs/ #

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I made a new website today. http://springsofcambridge.com #

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Kinda giving up on Twitter and Facebook. I doubt anyone will really miss me. #

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Global warming must be false again today because it got cold. #

Just got my carpenter on and ripped up the carpet and pad in the living room. Wood floors have arrived and will be installed tomorrow! #

It's been a big week. Bought an iPad, new floors and health insurance. #

I need a freebie form system that allows file uploads. Suggestions? #

Remember, kids, Marion Co. sounds the tornado siren when we're under both a tornado watch and a severe thunderstorm warning. #

I may or may not have bought an iPad today. Sent from my iPad. #

Tornado sirens in Beech Grove. #

Sitting outside, watching the globe spin. #

20 bucks says Fred Phelps is gay. And another 10 says he's slept with Ted Haggard. #

Thinking of throwing thumbtacks all over the edges of the lawn to keep kids at bay. #

Every place I needed to go today for my usual Sun. routine was closed. That makes me mad. And that's everybody's problem. #

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I just entered to win a free iPad from @Wufoo by playing a Mad Lib. It was fun! http://bit.ly/ag6dwN #

Pro Tip: Call Comcast, downgrade to locals. They'll never send a rep to change anything, so you'll continue getting more channels for less! #

Check out YouTube's "TEXTp" in place of 480p for April Fool's Day. #

I've never purchased an iPhone App. I only have 3 home-screens worth of apps. Judging by iPad app prices, I shouldn't bother buying it. #

In Jan. 2001, the Onion was eerily right about George W. Bush before anything even happened yet: http://tinyurl.com/yabkv4u. #

Facebook is dumping that retarded "So-and-So Became a Fan Of…" feature opting for a simple "Like" feature. #

Just took 20 minutes to merely save the 300dpi, 8-foot tall, 1GB Photoshop document I just made. #

Building a 94"x35" Photoshop doc and working at 3% zoom just to see the whole thing. #

Odd tidbit about me: I hate seeing people with hands over their mouths. It's gross and makes me cringe. #

Getting new hardwood flooring put in the living room and hallway next week. I get to rip up the carpet! You can call me a carpenter now. #

the free @digg app's here for iphone! to celebrate they're giving out 1 custom colorware ipad everyday for 2 weeks! http://bit.ly/diggapp #

U.S. government to save billions by cutting the Senate: http://onion.com/cVJbDs #

The census is a prime example of what marketing would look like when you have a nearly bottomless pit of money to draw from. #

Looks like it's up to me to create a new political party in this country. Who's with me!? #

I'm going to go mow the lawn. First on the block, baby! #

Gov. Daniels has some good news for Hoosier professionals interested in teaching, but not in extra tuition costs: http://bit.ly/cR90v1 #

I'm throwing "404, Creativity Not Found" errors all day. #

I'm off to the UPS store to mail a teddy bear to Chicago. Don't ask. #

It's a shame two-thirds of Hoosiers have never heard of Butler. I didn't know they existed until a couple years ago. #

The motivation. Is not here. #

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Social Security is projected to pay out more than it takes in this year. A tipping point that wasn't expected until at least 2016. Great. #

Well shit. Winchester, Indiana threatened by giant poop bubbles: http://huff.to/b3FKXe #

In case you missed it, learn about those "Sneaky gays" and their "pre-existing condition": http://bit.ly/b7NcPd #

In advance of Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution tonight on ABC, the US Senate is weighing school lunch reform: http://huff.to/dl5v5l #

Is it possible to design a website with multiple pages without a navigation menu? #

I've been able to spend a wonderful day doing nothing but drafting website layouts on paper. #

Holy crap, it's only slightly above freezing outside. That green grass and sun is awfully deceptive. #

Looks like Indy's weekly tornado drill test is 6 minutes behind schedule. Tsk tsk. #

First came "The Social Safety Net", next was "The New Deal" and now we have "The Big F*cking Deal". #

Doing screencasts for my students so they can work over spring break. Such studious students. #

"When you're owed a tax refund, we'll actually send you cash unlike Kansas and a bunch of other states. How quaint." – Mitch Daniels #

http://travel.justinharter.com #

Indiana really comes out swingin'. Good work, men: http://bit.ly/9X5f3Z (via @Jim4) #

The dominoes fall: GoDaddy follows Google, set to leave China for intolerable privacy rights violations. #

Indy DPW has a nifty app to find out if you get a new trash can or if your trash day is changing: http://bit.ly/9Zo9DO #

Americans sure are a fussy bunch. Now everyone likes the #HCR bill. #

Thank god we live in a country where we can buy insurance from…an insurance company. #

Indianapolis ranks second of the top 25 U.S. cities on the return rate of U.S. Census forms. We're awesome! #

I'm nice. Don't you think I'm nice? #

Chain restaurants will be required to list calories both on in-store and drive-through menus of fast-food restaurants soon. #hcr #

Ask me anything http://formspring.me/jlharter #

The Wash. Post has a page to see what the HCR bill means for you. I just get more taxes and no subsidies. Great. http://bit.ly/cBc3rP #

Sometimes, when I shave my face, I miss a hair that becomes longer than the rest. And that bothers me. And that's everybody's problem. #

It's a good day – two new clients in the last hour and they don't even know each other! #

That sound you hear is the sound of grandma being executed by Obama's death panels. #

Liberals put up with 8 years of Bush's hair-brained bat shit crazy policies doing far worse things. #

Amuricuh: F*ck Yeah! #

http://www.welcometointernet.org/ #

Rep. Carson (D-Ind.) claimed Sat. tea-baggers directed racial slurs at Rep. Lewis (D-Ga.). "Protesters called Lewis the N-word". #

If only we had debated important things like, you know, Iraq, this long. #

CNN reporting Reps. Gifford and Baird are switching votes to "Yes" on HCR. HuffPo reporting Dems have clinched all 216 votes needed. #

Thanks everyone for the responses. Health Care debate starts today at 1 PM ET and goes for two hours to cover three key votes. #

Does anyone know precisely when the House will take up the #hcr vote(s) today? #

To media artists out there: I'd like to invite you to RefreshIndy on 4/7 at 7 PM at Rock Bottom. RSVP at http://refreshindy.com #

The Jet Stream is a funny thing – it's 61 here in Indy and snowing in Chicago. #

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Too many things moving around outside. I don't like it. #

Dear Indianapolis Water, my driveway is private property, not a place for you to turn around in. Go to the end of the street. Thx., Justin #

http://findicons.com #

Like WoW, students of IU's game design classes start as Level 1 avatars with 0 XP, and progress by completing quests. http://bit.ly/ddWlEG #

If Americans are going to be required to buy insurance, I'd better buy stock in Wellpoint. That's a mandatory gravy train I want in on! #

I would need to mail three things and have only two stamps. #

For those that missed it, check out Food Network RIGHT NOW to see Indy's own St. Elmo's Shrimp Cocktail on "The Best Thing I Ever Ate". #

Pepsi plans to remove all sugary sodas from schools in the next two years. #

I like this new trash guy. He's very delicate with my trashcan and even gives it a good shake. I assume he reads my blog. #

Couldn't sleep. Tried for two hours to fall asleep. Alas, I'll work on my presentation for Wed. #

Prediction: within 100 years the U.S. will split into separate countries. N. East, South, Midwest, West, etc. Then we'll be like Europe! #

Kudos to Indiana's 3rd branch at @incourts for having a 1-of-a-kind government blog and Twitter stream. http://bit.ly/cXXFva #

How we know we're screwed: Dennis Kucinich doesn't support the health care bill. If Franken splits, we really know we've got a pile of crap. #

Any referrals for any companies in Indy that can produce marketing clothing and apparel? #

Went to teach the Future of America and the Future was not there. Or at least, not much of it anyway. #

Thy census hath arrived. Ye ole quill pen shall be used to fill in bubbles thee. A dinosaur shall then carry it back from once it came. #

The mailman is two hours early. He doesn't observe DST, evidently. #

Daylight saving my ass! It's nearly 9 pm and the sun isn't even up yet! #

"That really flattens my soda pop!" #

The White House is claiming that the Health Care bill will "law of the land" by this time next week. Good, because I have a cold. #

ACHOO! #

Mitch Daniels decided to give us that extra hour of sun he's been hiding in his desk again. #

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