In the running for today’s dumbest metro criminals:
After he shot a pregnant teller and made off with a bag of cash from a Far-Eastside bank, police say Brian Kendrick discovered that an exploding dye pack rendered the cash useless.
“It’s all ruined,” Kendrick allegedly told his accomplice. “I did it for nothing.”
Kendrick, 29, Indianapolis, who was known as “Crazy B,” faces preliminary charges of attempted murder and feticide in the deaths of Katherin Shuffield’s unborn twins. Other preliminary charges are robbery and possession of a handgun without a permit.
They call him “Crazy B”, but that was before the self-esteem movement. In today’s classrooms he’d be “Crazy A-okay”. I say we call him “Crazy F’d”.