This Week’s Tweets

  • The much-beloved secretary at my old high school is now retiring after 41 years. She's insanely productive: http://t.co/XAfbbkO #
  • I'd like to move from GoDaddy, but I haven't found any other host that's better, as-cheap and as reliable with 24/7 support. #
  • I've started writing for The Salem Leader's blog. My first post is up: http://t.co/MUTnVxE #
  • Well thank god for that: Indiana House agrees that Feb. 6th shall be "Ronald Reagan Day". Well I feel better, don't you? #
  • The important take-away from Hulu's April Fool's joke? "Holy crap, all the X-Files episodes are on there!" #
  • It's a slow news day in Salem. The local paper is featuring high school students eating lunch. Just because. http://t.co/K2kE1aR #
  • Ruth Rol'd and Flugelhorn Feline courtesy YouTube 1911: http://t.co/5yLL8CR #
  • Gotta say that @6wunderkinder made the best iOS app icon I've ever seen. way to take the bezel to a new level for wunderlist. #
  • Twitter's dropping the Dick Bar. #
  • I made a website today with no resources, hardly any budget and no direction except from a 1 pg. chart. http://t.co/75U7A03 #
  • Snowing in the spring is God's way of punishing the legislature for discriminating against gays and lesbians. #
  • Dog in snow: "I MUST EAT ALL OF THIS! NOM NOM NOM! MOAAAAR!" #
  • Just FYI, you can still download Skype 2.8: http://t.co/hPKmVnI #
  • Would you like to lose all faith in your fellow Hoosier today? Just read the comments: http://t.co/Utu4m4q #
  • Remember, Indy, new parking rates take effect today! #
  • Remember when we all used to attach giant magnifying glasses to our Game Boys so the screen would be "bigger"? Good times. #

This Week’s Tweets

  • Scary way to start the day: Martinsville schools on lockdown after a confirmed shooting at their middle school. #
  • Found a use for the iPad camera. It's great for taking pictures of the dog when you've got no other camera. http://t.co/NwrDRvV #
  • Target. Greenwood. iPad 2. #
  • We've sold a lot of tickets today for @rebuildconf in July. Better get your tickets quick: http://t.co/8xnHJF0. #
  • Hey, Refresh is doing a thing in May. @kyleplacy will be there. So's a bunch more. Check it out: http://t.co/UZsjIOG #
  • Back from Vincennes. Achievement unlocked! #
  • I'm going to Vincennes University tomorrow for a web/IT curriculum committee. Any suggestions on what they should be teaching web students? #
  • The perfect blog for crotchety old men like me: http://t.co/TEl4tig #
  • The French started military action in Libya. To remind everyone the US's cock is bigger, Obama to wage war on Britain, China and Russia. #

This Week’s Tweets

  • Thank god we live in America, where people have the freedom to choose to be gay. #
  • Here you go: http://t.co/A2QbaZz #
  • THEY DID IT!!!! Finally a kiss between Kurt and Blaine!! #
  • Thank god for you brave patriots not buying gas on 3/31. I'm not going to buy bread that day. That'll stop those evil bread bastards. #
  • Hey! That's my PeaPod man on WTHR! http://t.co/epDQP3k #
  • This whole "not having a functioning legislative branch" thing here in Indiana is great. It's been a month with no new laws and no damage! #
  • If you're interested in design, development, business, networking and sales, check out Refresh Sessions: http://t.co/UZsjIOG #
  • No one talk to stupid people on March 18th. If no one talks to them for a day, they'll get smart. #

This Week’s Tweets

  • In line at Beech Grove Wal-Mart. 3 people here waiting for iPads. #
  • Biggest full moon in 19 years happening now. Possible cause to huge natural disasters? http://t.co/of3e6zq #
  • Here's a thought: if Ind. Sec. of State Charlie White's votes are thrown out for fraud, does that mean the GOP loses ballot access? #
  • Is there someone you've always wanted to hear speak, but haven't been able to? #
  • Today's tale: client sent a bunch of Word docs as ZIP files. Except they were never saved as ZIP files. He just decided to add .zip to them. #
  • For lent, I'm giving up women, rap music, alcohol and prayer. Wish me luck. #
  • I have a client who doesn't know my name. I've lost all control of that. I should just walk away… #
  • Uverse is now offered in my neighborhood. What say ye, Twitterverse, should I switch from Comcast? Is it better? The same? #
  • I hate chat clients, video chatting, phone calls and most of all, text messages. Hate hate hate. So, just email me so I can ignore you. #
  • If Kurt and Blaine don't kiss on Glee already, I'm going to throw the cat across the room. #
  • re:build conf is happy to bring @kurafire in as our 5th speaker. Tickets are $99 until we announce our last speaker. http://t.co/QPd0j7b #
  • PIONEERING! EXCELLENCE! MENTORING! CHURCH! FUCK YEAH! http://t.co/QG5lRe7 #
  • Pro tip: don't ever work for anyone that types the word "on-line", complete with quotes, as if the Internet is new-fangled and trendy. #
  • . @dishnetwork – That's pretty frickin dumb. #
  • . @dishnetwork Why does LIN even get to charge money for it's content? They broadcast it for free! #
  • I don't use DISH Network, but I still don't get why they shut out CBS? Especially when CBS distributes everything for free over-the-air. #
  • . @PeapodDelivers said they'd be here at 9:34 am. It's, uh, 9:34 am. Uncanny! #