Muslim surprise, pigeons on the loose, and I’m a sexy genius

While I was down in Salem last week, I noticed a few things.

One, from the Salem Leader:

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What the extreme muslims have in store for America? Is it cookies? Because I love cookies. Or is something more sinister, like tuna casserole surprise? Because I don’t like surprise casseroles.

Two, from the Salem Democrat:

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From the photo: Between Jan. 1 and Dec. 31, 2011 – 1,667 logged at the shelter, 230 were adopted, 19 died in kennel, 1,003 were euthanized, 148 were returned to owner, 266 were transferred to rescues, and 1 pigeon turned loose.

Dang it, people, spay and neuter your pigeons!

Third, this was a sign I made for my telephone stand when I was 16 or 17 years old. It’s still there, along with my awesome caller ID and wired land line telephone. Just thought I’d share:

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