Me: “Tomorrow’s Wednesday. I get to work all day from home tomorrow!”
Brandon: “But, you get to stay home every day. Didn’t you spend all day here today?”
Me: “Well, no, I went to the bank.”
Brandon: “You mean the one right over there (*pointing*)” ¹
Me: “Yeah, but I was there for like, an hour.”
Brandon: *facepalm*
Not so much a face-palm as it was an incredulous stare.
So I clicked on this link hoping that it would be about commemorative stamps, coupons, charter schools, and brownies. I was disappointed, I will say.