Me: “Tomorrow’s Wednesday. I get to work all day from home tomorrow!”
Brandon: “But, you get to stay home every day. Didn’t you spend all day here today?”
Me: “Well, no, I went to the bank.”
Brandon: “You mean the one right over there (*pointing*)” ¹
Me: “Yeah, but I was there for like, an hour.”
Brandon: *facepalm*

¹ I live around the corner from my bank. I can almost see it from the house. And to my credit, my business did take an unusually long amount of time to complete. And it was cold outside. So yeah.