Pizza Hut is Not of This World

So, if Pizza Hut is now billing it’s new “natural pizza” as nutritious and complete with all new “natural pepperoni”, what does that make the old pizza? Un-natural?

And what if I want sausage on my natural pizza with natural pepperoni? Or can I get an unnatural pizza with natural pepperoni?

So many questions. The only possible solution is that Pizza Hut is just not of this world anymore.

One Comment

  1. It says quite clearly that you can get Rustica sausage on your All Natural pizza. We are left to assume that Rustica sausage, as apposed to being rust colored or rustic, is some kind of natural as well. Regardless, I bet the All Natural is still greasy and spongy, as per Pizza Hut company policy.

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