So, if Pizza Hut is now billing it’s new “natural pizza” as nutritious and complete with all new “natural pepperoni”, what does that make the old pizza? Un-natural?
And what if I want sausage on my natural pizza with natural pepperoni? Or can I get an unnatural pizza with natural pepperoni?
So many questions. The only possible solution is that Pizza Hut is just not of this world anymore.