Neighbors in my Nextdoor community are complaining that the Halloween spirit seems to be dead. They’re lamenting that not many kids came to their door, if any at all.
I can’t imagine why.
“Hey kids, lets all go to random people’s houses and put whatever they give us in our mouths. And maybe it’d be great if everyone wore a mask, like people do in gas station robberies. In the dark.”
Few kids ever wander our neighborhood. I can’t say I’m upset by that. I don’t trust anyone out around my house anyway.
Now if we could just do something about fireworks on the 4th of July.