I got notice in the mail from Marion County Clerk Beth White today that I’ve been summoned for jury duty and boy, I can’t wait. Let me just say that I want something BIG. None of that jaywalking crap. I want a murder case. Preferably with media attention so I can get a book deal later.
Since I always make up my mind about everything weeks before based on my gut and I’m so stubborn that it’s impossible to change my mind on most things, I’m a perfect juror. That and I can’t stand most people or their behaviors. Heck, I’ll bust that guy if he has long fingernails.
I imagine it’d be a lot like what you’d get if you put Sue Sylvester on a jury: