Today’s Twitter Updates

Today’s Twitter Updates

  • When’s the last time you ever saw a car alarm work? They only go off when dumb owners can’t figure out how to unlock their own car door. #
  • Morning AGAIN? Seriously, Rotation of the Earth, this is getting a little old. Can’t you shake it up once in a while and keep it nightime? #
  • Gah. I can’t believe it’s almost 2009. I’m still writing “2007” on my checks. #
  • @Jim4 You have no idea how concerned I was that my phone would start ringing in his hand. #
  • @DougMasson @blogINDIANA — I’m pretty sure I filled that out once before. Maybe I should fill it out two more times just to make sure. #
  • TruTV is very, very addictive. #

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Justin has been around the Internet long enough to remember when people started saying “content is king”.

He has worked for some of Indiana’s largest companies, state government, taught college-level courses, and about 1.1M people see his work every year.

You’ll probably see him around Indianapolis on a bicycle ???? ????.

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