Today’s Twitter Updates

  • Steve Jobs is taking a medical leave of absence. Health concerns are ‘more complex’. It’s a sad day. #
  • Okay, the dog literally just wiped the snow off his paws before coming in the door. How tidy is that? #
  • Just fed the dog half a chicken. He should be happy now. #
  • At the Statehouse, filming the State of the Judiciary. #
  • It’s morning in America. Time for some Cheerios. #
  • Time for bed. Hopefully the dog will learn to curb his urges and let me sleep. #
  • Ahh. The feeling of a dog humping your leg is a beautiful thing. #
  • State of the State address had a few rare, funny moments in it. I actually lol’d at one point. Does that make me weird? #

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