Today’s Twitter Updates

Today’s Twitter Updates

  • For those of you going to Denny’s for your free Grand Slam breakfast, don’t forget to to slam your face into the toilet afterwards! #
  • According to Google Maps, Indy currently has the worst traffic conditions in the country. Worse than Chicago, New York or Atlanta. #
  • I wish there was an easier way to wake up. #
  • Hold old I’ve become. It’s 8:30 and I can barely make it through this last episode of Andy Griffith. #
  • No, I’m not noticing any problems. But, it has been rather quiet around here…too quiet. Dun dun dun! #

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About JUSTIN HARTER

Justin has been around the Internet long enough to remember when people started saying “content is king”.

He has worked for some of Indiana’s largest companies, state government, taught college-level courses, and about 1.1M people see his work every year.

You’ll probably see him around Indianapolis on a bicycle 🚴 💨.

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