Today’s Twitter Updates

  • For those of you going to Denny’s for your free Grand Slam breakfast, don’t forget to to slam your face into the toilet afterwards! #
  • According to Google Maps, Indy currently has the worst traffic conditions in the country. Worse than Chicago, New York or Atlanta. #
  • I wish there was an easier way to wake up. #
  • Hold old I’ve become. It’s 8:30 and I can barely make it through this last episode of Andy Griffith. #
  • No, I’m not noticing any problems. But, it has been rather quiet around here…too quiet. Dun dun dun! #

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