Today’s Twitter Updates

  • “We went on the Web and got a penis.” #
  • Friday = 22 emails. Sunday night = 3 emails. Go Me. #
  • Charlie is barking angrily at the neighborhood kids. He’s such a good dog. #
  • Today is becoming useless. I’ve spent most of the day with a headache and stomach, uhh, “problems” on the couch watching Food Network. #
  • Well I feel like crap. Since when does waking up make things hurt!? #
  • 12 of 23 things crossed off the To-Do list today. Not bad considering 4 more are in progress & two are waiting on others. I’m a musheen! #

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