Today’s Twitter Updates

  • Is anyone else as concerned as me that it’s February and nearly 60 degrees? #
  • Why do bathroom stall doors not shut completely? They have cracks around the edges, unlike every other door in America that seals shut. #
  • I have 87 Twitter followers. How quickly can someone get me to an even 100? #
  • All in favor of renaming Monday to “Frickin’ Monday”, say aye. #
  • I think I’ll go to bed now. I’ve crossed off nearly twenty things on my To Do list this weekend. #

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Justin has been around the Internet long enough to remember when people started saying “content is king”.

He has worked for some of Indiana’s largest companies, state government, taught college-level courses, and about 1.1M people see his work every year.

You’ll probably see him around Indianapolis on a bicycle.

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