Today’s Twitter Updates

  • I am so thirsty. It’s like I can’t get enough to drink. I’d better go crack open the whiskey… #
  • I’ve lost my 1GB jump drive. It happened when I hacked my Apple TV. I’ve been all over the house. I blame the dog. #
  • I have spent the last three hours cleaning the house. I didn’t know the bathroom was white. #
  • Why must the dog always have the need to tinkle on Saturday mornings? #
  • I’m watching ER. I chose that over the last half of my homework and the last half of website work. #

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.