- Lawn war update: I’ve mowed, trimmed, re-mulched, weeded, fertilized & @PaulPoteet says water is on the way to #Indy. Take THAT, neighbors! #
- Holy mow, Batman! The neighbors have mowed their lawns. That is a declaration of war. To the mowing machine! #
- Tonight’s goals: pizza, Daily Show, Colbert. #
- Time to go make waffles! #