Today’s Twitter Updates

  • I'd like to claim that my cat, Dayton, wouldn't hurt a fly, but judging by his actions with that fly, I can't. #
  • My cat, Payton, has been in a, uh, "pissy" mood (pun intended) all week. So, in my war on Payton, I have purchased a steam cleaner. #
  • Driving through Beech Grove at 10 pm with the windows down. I am such a sexy pimp. #
  • Life is laughing at me, not with me. #

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