- I'd like to claim that my cat, Dayton, wouldn't hurt a fly, but judging by his actions with that fly, I can't. #
- My cat, Payton, has been in a, uh, "pissy" mood (pun intended) all week. So, in my war on Payton, I have purchased a steam cleaner. #
- Driving through Beech Grove at 10 pm with the windows down. I am such a sexy pimp. #
- Life is laughing at me, not with me. #