Today’s Twitter Updates

  • I-888-OOPS-JEW is a real number, by the way. #
  • Sam Bee: "The U.N. is going to observe the shit out of you!" #
  • That sound you hear is the sound of AT&T's cell towers spontaneously combusting. #
  • FOX orders more episodes of Glee for a full season run. It's FOX's highest-rated scripted show in 3 years. #
  • I was kinda peeved I had to get up this morning. Then I watched this: #

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