Today’s Twitter Updates

  • Paid Indy Fire Dept. half of their $700 bill. Just got another bill for a writeoff amount of $176. Victory is mine! #
  • New Rule: Obama's prize money must be donated to an LGBT foundation just to spite conservatives. They no doubt hate the award anyway. #
  • I believe I'd like to win the Nobel Peace Prize next week. #
  • Question: Anyone know of a company specializing in building social networking websites? #

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