Today’s Twitter Updates

  • I’m still home and ready to go home from work. #
  • Saw a woman yesterday with her skirt on backwards. That slit was riding pretty high up the back, too. #
  • Just got back from the bank. It appears to still be standing even after my paltry deposit. #
  • NPR interviewing Chinese man: “this man has one dim bulb.” #

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