- Why does John McCain say “Country First”? I make this country, why not, “People First”? #
- Would someone please tell the sky we’re at war? Either rain or turn blue! #
- Why does everyone but me seem so wrong about most everything? #
- @mooshinindy: isn’t “equestrian” the gayest word in the English language? #
- The woman in front of me just ordered a “mega jug” size Pepsi. #