Today’s Twitter Updates

  • I’m all out of leftovers. =( #
  • Can your computer run Windows, Final Cut Pro, Dreamweaver, three web browsers and email without lagging? No? Oh. Mine can. #
  • Nothin’ like liquor and HTML. #
  • Oh dear, snow tomorrow! I have to get four gallons of milk! And six loaves of bread! And 80 eggs! And booze and ammo! #
  • In the theater all by myself ready to watch Bond. #
  • New Bond film was okay. Still didn’t unseat Goldeneye as my favorite Bond film. #
  • @iDiCicco It’s a crowded Internet. You’ve really gotta have some sensational stuff to garner attention. Have you tried jumping up and down? #
  • Wow. I’ve done nothing today. Oh well. #
  • If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it? #

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