Would You Like That Diced or Whole?

I think I’ve figured out why I like Chef Gordon Ramsay so much: he gets to yell at his customers and employees for being idiots all day. I like to live vicariously through him.

Customer: “I just want more pumpkin is all.”

Gordon Ramsay: “Right, well, I’ll give you more pumpkin and I’ll ram it right up your fuckin’ ass. Would you like it diced or whole?”

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